Johnny walks by his older neighbor one day, with a roll of duct tape in his hand. the man asks "what are you up to johnny" and johnny says i found this duck tape i guess i'll go get some ducks with it, and he goes on his way. about an hour later he comes back with 3 ducks wrapped up in the tape. the next day the man sees johnny whith some chicken wire, and asks johnny what he's doing.

johnny replies" i'm going to get some chicken". sure enough about an hour later he comes back with 3 chickens wrapped up in the wire.

the next day johnny has a hand full of p***y willows, as he strolls by the man. without hesitation the man says hold on johnny let me grab a jacket