Tom went to work Monday and co-worker Bill noticed Tom had two blacke eyes. Damn Tom, what happened ? Bill asked. "Well I was in church Sunday morn when a large woman stood in front of me and I noticed her dress caught in the crack of her ass.

Thought I'd do her a favor and pull it out and she walloped me for the favor.Okay, that explains one black eye what about the other?Bill asked. "Well" Tom said "when I seen how mad she was I tried to put it back like it was"