How The P***y Was Created

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created the p***y in there minds. First was a Bucher, Smart as a whip.

Using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was a Carpenter, strong and bold! With a chissel and hammer he gave it the whole. Thrid was a Taylor, tall and thin. With lashing red velvet he lined it within. Fourth was a Hunter, short and stout. with a piece of fur, he lined it without.

Ffth was a Fisherman, smelly as hell. He threw in some fish and give it its smell! Sixth was a Preacher, whose name was Mcgee.

Touched it and blessed it and said that it could bleed. Finally came an Electrician, a horny little runt! He sucked it and f**ked it and said he give it a name.

I call it a p***y, for everyone to like.

 

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