A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl says to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

The pharmacist helps the boy for over an hour telling him everything there is to know about condoms and sex. He asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy it being his first time and all. That night at the girl's parent's house everyone is seated at the dinner table the boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head bowed, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."