A Laplander was on a driving holiday in Australia. Along a deserted track he started having engine problems and eventually the car stopped with steam and oil pouring from under the engine.

After some time a car approached him so he waved it down.

The Aussie got out and asked what the problem was. The Laplander said "I think it is the engine". The Aussie checked under the hood and said "you've blown a seal" with that the Laplander started going red and looked all flustered and confused and he blurted out "at least I don't f**k sheep"