THERE WAS A YOUNG BOY LIVING WITH HIS MOTHER. THE BOYS MOTHER SAYS "SON I NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS DUCK AND SELL IT BECAUSE WE NEED MONEY." SO THE BOY GOES OUT WITH THE DUCK AND AS HE WAS WALKING HE SEES THIS REALLY PRETTY HOOKER. THE BOY IMMEDIATELY GETS A TWITCH IN HIS PANTS WALKS OVER TO THE HOOKER AND SAYS "HOW MUCH?" THE HOOKER REPLIED "20!" THE BOY SAYS "ALL I HAVE IS THIS DUCK." THE HOOKER SAYS "OH WHAT THE HELL" SO SHE TAKES THE BOY AND THEY HAVE SEX, "WOW!" THE HOOKER SAYS "THAT WAS THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD, I'LL GIVE YOU THE DUCK BACK IF WE CAN DO IT AGAIN" SO THE BOY AGREES AND THEY DO IT AGAIN. THEN THE BOY LEAVES AND AS HE IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET SOMETHING STARTLES THE DUCK AND THE DUCK JUMPS FROM THE BOYS HAND AND RUNS INTO A STREET WHERE IT IS HIT BY A TRUCK, THE TRUCK DRIVER STOPS AND GOES OVER TO THE BOY WHO IS CRYING BECAUSE HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM TO SELL THE DUCK FOR MONEY AND NOW THE DUCK IS DEAD. SO THE DRIVER GIVES THE BOY 25 AND THE BOY HAPPILY HURRIED HOME TO HIS MOTHER. SHE ASKS "HOW DID IT GO?" THE BOY SAYS "IT WENT GREAT I GOT A F**K FOR A DUCK, A DUCK FOR A F**K, AND 25 BUCKS FOR A F**KED UP DUCK.