Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, Created the p***y to their original design, First was a carpenter strong and bold, With his hammer and chisel he gave it a hole, Second was a butcher smart with wit, With his knife he gave it a slit, Third was a hunter short and stout, With fox fur he lined it without, Fourth was a tailor tall and thin, With red velvet he lined it within, Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell, Threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, He touched and blessed it and said it could pee, Then came a cobbler an old leathery German, He stitched inside a membrane and gave it a hymen, Last was a biker hairy little runt, He f**ked and broke it and called it a non-virgin c**t