Cinderella

Cinderella wants to go to the ball more than anything.you know the story So all the sudden the fairy God mother appears and says she will make it so Cinderella can go to the ball. The fairy god mother says to Cinderella "the only thing is you have to be back home by midnight or i will turn your p***y into a pumpkin!" So Cinderella agrees and goes to the ball, she is having a great time and loses track of time.

Before she knows it, its after midnight.

The fairy god mother appears and says "Cinderella i told you what would happen if you weren't back my midnight....

so POOOOOOF! all the sudden Cinderella's p***y turns into a pumpkin....The fairy god mother turns to Cinderella's date and says "What do you think of that? He replies thats okay because I'm peter peter the pumpkin eater!

 

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