A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next ti a woman ordered a glass champagne, The woman perks up and says , "How about that ? I just ordered a glass champagne , TOO !" "What a coincidence , "the farmer says, "This is a special day for me , I'm celebrating ." This is a special dat for me too , I'm celebrating !"says the woman "What a coincidence "says the man .

As they clinked glasses the farmer asked , "What are you celebrating ?" My husband and I have been trying to have a child , today my gynecologist told me that I'm PREGNANT !!!" WHat another coincidence , 'says the man .."I'm a chicken farmer fro years al my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs ." "That's Great !!!" says the woman , "How did your chicken become Fertile ?" "I use a different c**k ."He replied The woman smiled and said , "What a coincidence ! i change c**ks too " THE POOH