A Texas teenage girl wanted a new car, so she asked her dad, "Daddie can I have a new car?" Daddie replied, "Sure honey if you want a new car you will have to give me a b**w ***" The 16 year old cried and ran up to her room and slammed the door, daddie returned to reading his NRA magazine. Later the girl returned in her cheerleader outfit and said "okay daddie I will suck your d**k". Daddie dropped his drawers and flopped his d**k in his daughter open mouth. The girl drew back and said, "Daddie your d**k taste like shit"! To which daddie cuckled and replied, "yeah your brother wanted a motorcycle".