A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mom, " said the little boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work, " she replied. The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.

" The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative. After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?" "Most of them are cab drivers, " she replied.