One day a hunter was going out to kill something for dinner. then in the distance he sees a bear and aims his rifle at it and shoots. he hits the bear but all the bear does is run after him then the bear catches him and says if you want to live another day u must suck my c**k and lay off the f**king bear hunting! then man does as he is told but the next day he still goes out bear hunting! he sees the bear again and shoots at it.

but this time he misses and the bear come s running up to him again the bear says I thought i told u to lay off the f**king bear hunting! then procedes to butt f**k the man several times. Then next day the hunter goes out again and see's the bear and then the bear see's him and runs up to him before he can shoot and says u aren't bear hunting are u?