There were 3 little boys in the schoolyard one day bragging about their fathers. The 1st boy says "My daddy is so bad, he can throw a football 100 yards." The 2nd little boy says "That's nothing, my daddy can lift the back end of a Cadillac up." The 3rd little boy pipes up and says "Hell, my daddy has both of yours beat. He eats lightbulbs." The first 2 boys go "what?!" "that's right", he says, "just last night I heard him tell mommy "Turn the light out, I'm gonna eat that thing.

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