Don't get mad because im a Kentuckian too.How many Kentucky basketball players does it take to change a light bulb.Only one, but he gets 10 credits and 5, 000.00 to do it.

A Kentucky basketball player needs 5 more credits to graduate, but hes having trouble passing the tests.

The faculty comes up with a plan.We will fill the entire football stadium with his family and friends, nothing but Kentucky fans.You know just to give him confidence.

So the football arena is full with Kentucky fans, not an empty seat there.They put the Kentucky basketball player on the 50 yard line and tells him if you answer this one question correctly we will pass you.They ask him whats 2 x 2.

The bball player sits down starts to add, subtract, multiply and divide, then he breaks out his calculator.Then after about 20 minutes of sweating, he says I think its 4.

At which point the entire stadium jumps to their feet and yells give him another chance.