Question and answer Clinton jokes Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger? A: Punch him in the nose.

Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The Clintons' hair styles have in common? A: They both look like the work of a butcher. Q: If The Clinton's were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents? A: Possibly, Bill might have made Jethro's acquaintance in the 6th grade.

Q: Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair? A: He won't pay her 300. Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton? A: His face.

Q: What is the Arkansas state flower? A: Gennifer.

Q: Know how to solve the SerbianBosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

Q: What's the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp? A: One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other's a fish.

Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase. Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"? A: "Trust me." Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam. Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes. Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one. Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change.

" Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free. Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House! Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork. Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans. Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because Clinton "invested" all the turkey. Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people! Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend. Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery! Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school. Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one. Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying. Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.