Hello Cindy! THANK YOU! for your E-mail address. As I think I told you, I am a first time computer owner or, FTC boy! I catch on quick Huh! Hang on, I'm making this up as I go. Never theless, your's is my first e-mail address and man! I am SOooo! much feeling like a virgin rite now, in fact the druel flowing from my mouth to the keyboard is conducting a low voltage electrical current that is tingling my lips, making me light headed, and I'm experiencing the strangest compulsion to suck face, I mean interface with my printer. Yeah! its got some really nice looking fonts rite about now! OK, I'll stop, but as soon as I get off of here I'm unscrewing a lightbulb and going for it.

Seriously though, its nice to have an E-mail address from a human and I look forward to chatting with you so long as you promise to be gentle and no hitting, because I kinda like that. besides if you get me excited and I eat my monitor, well, thats a 649.99 meal, not including the tip. You might have to be patient with me though, I'm still in the awestruck stage of computer operation. Today I accidently downloaded, I guese your E-mail to a file and had to dig it out with a shovel.

It worked out OK though cause I used the file to sharpen my shovel. Probably a good thing I installed the utility software, GETRDONE McGIVER, may have to use it to get that lightbulb out. Happy new year!