Bill and joe both work in this farm house and have been putting in alot of hours because there boss was a hard working man and did not belive in a day off unless really needed. well one day the two brothers started talking we have worked for 3 months stright and no days off i am going to get the rest of the day off you watch brother and see how it is done. joe went up into the rafters and wated for his boss to return.

bill said the boss where is your brother he should be down here helping you bail that hey bill pointed upwards towards the celling.

joe started to yell out and swing upside down from that high rafter saying over and over i am a light bulb.

joe get down here you i can see have been working too hard take the next week off. joe smiled and thanked the boss and left shortly after joe left bill begaine to gather his things and say see you next week boss.

Now wait a minute i said he could go not you. now back to work i cant sir that is not safe i will sue.

How do you figure it is not safe in here.

bill replied you cant expect me to work in the dark now can you.