How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only one. Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal : 10. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None.

Candles only. Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken. Episcopalians: 3.

One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons : 5. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb.

Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass. Nazarene : 6.

One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: What's a light bulb?