One day a man was reading the paper and noticed a movie he wanted to see was playing right in town at the local movie theater.

So he decided to go see the next showing.

He had a pet goose and it was like his dog, he took it every where he went. So of course he took it to the movies with him.

As he was paying to get in, the cashier noticed he had a goose with him. She politely told him that there were no animals allowed. He was rather upset but what could he do? So he started to walk home when all of a sudden a light bulb came over his head.

He got an idea to stick the goose in his pants and sneak him in. So he went back to the show and paid the lady with no problem.

He went in and sat down to watch the movie. He undid his pants so the goose could watch too.

There were two old ladies sittng next to him. One of the ladies noticed the goose. She turned to the other lady and whispered, " Mertle, the guy next to me just exposed himself" Mertle said back to her, " You seen one you seen them all.

" The other lady responded , " Not this one it's eating my popcorn."