New Elements On The Periodic Table Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 more or less Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone.

Able to absorb great amount of exotic food.

Turns slightly green when placed beside a better specimen.Ages rapidly.

Usage: Highly ornamental.

An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of wealth.

Probably the single most powerful income reducing agent known. CAUTION! Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

Element: MAN Symbol: XY Common Names: Varies anywhere from John to !amp! Atomic Weight: 180 -100 Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but easily gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.

Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd element Kid for a prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. CAUTION! In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.