A lady is drinking in a bar.

After she ties a few on, she boasts that she can pee higher than any man in the bar and is willing to bet anyone 100. Of course, the men all snicker and line up to take the lady's money. They march outside. The woman declares, "Ladies first!" and eyes the wall of the building. She hikes up her dress and undergarments, leans back on one leg, and pees on the siding about three feet off the ground. The men all laugh, and the first contender confidently drops his pants, pulls out his p***s, and aims high, at which point the lady exclaims, "Uhh uhh, no hands!"