P***y in a Bucket! Well-to-do engineer decided that he had had enough of the rat race.

Decided he wanted to get back to the land, so he got in his car and took off driving. Through the country side he went and came upon this old farmers place and pulled up in the yard.

When the old man answered the door, he said, " Excuse me sir. I couldn't help but notice that out in the back of your barn there stands a big patch of milkweed. And I was wondering if you would mind if I went back there and got some fresh milk?". Well, the old man could hardly keep a straight face and nodded his approval. Off he goes, behind the barn. He's gone about ten minutes and comes back with a big five gallon bucket full of milk.

He thanks the old guy, gets in his car and is gone. The old man is just lookin' at him drive off, kinda puzzled. How did he do that? About a week later he comes back to the old man's place again. This time he asks about the honeysuckle out back, behind the milkweed.

He asks if he may go get some honey. Well, the old man is really lookin' this guy up and down by now, but nods his approval.

Same thing happens again, only this time he returns with a five gallon bucket of honey. He once again thanks the old man and drives off.

The old guy is really curious now.

He's been farmin' all his life and ain't never seen the beat of this! About a week later, just like clockwork, here's this young fella knockin' on the old farmers door again.

He starts to ask, " Excuse me sir, when I was here last week, I couldn't help but notice that out beyond the patch of honeysuckle there stands a big patch of p***ywillow and...

" The old man stops him cold. "Wait a minute, son, I'll get my hat!", he said. Can't remember where I heard this, but I always liked it.