A man was sitting watching TV when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him in the head with a rolled up newspaper. "Ouch what was that for" he asked "Thats for the piece of paper in your pocket with the name Mary Ann written on it. "Two weeks ago when I went to the race track Mary Ann was the name of one of the horses I bet on" replied the man. "Oh honey I'm so sorry, I should have knew there was a good expanation" his wife replied. Afew days later he was sitting watching TV again when she walked up behind him and hit him as hard as she could in the head with a baseball bat knocking him out cold. When he came to he asked her "Now what was that for. She replied "your horse just called"