Bill goes to a job interview and all is going well and the interviewer asks if there is any disabilities that would hinder his job performance. Bill turns bright red and in a quiet voice says well I did have an accident when I was younger and I lost my testicles but it will in no way hinder my performance. The interviewer went on to say how he thought bill would be a perfect fit for the job and that the hours are from 9-5 monday through friday and asked Bill if he would be able to start work next monday.

Bill excited about the offer says absolutly I can start Monday! The interviewer says great we will se you monday at 11:00. Bill dumbfounded asks I thought the hours where 9-5. The interviewer says well they are but all we do the first two hours is stand around and scratch our balls!