A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbour there. Girl: "My father isn't home, but I know that you want our bull to s ervice your cow.

Well, my father charges one hundred dollars for his best bull." Neighbour: "That's not I want." Girl: "Well, we have a young bull who is just starting out. My father charges fifty dollars for him." Neighbour: "That's not I want." Girl: "Okay, we have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do a job.

My father charges only ten dollars for him." Neighbour: "That's not what I want. I came here to see your father about your brother. Your brother Elmer made my daughter pregnant." Girl: "Oh. You'll have to see my father about that because I don't know what he charges for Elmer."