Coincidence A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence..

This is a special day for me I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!, " says the woman. "What a coincidence, " says the man.

They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence, " says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile.

" "That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched c**ks, " he replied.

"What a coincidence, " she said