A man walked into a bar and sat at the counter down a ways from a lady.

When the bartender came over to him he said he wanted to buy that douche-bag over there a drink. The bartender said excuse me, but we treat women like ladies in here. The guy said OK, but I still want to buy that douche-bag over there a drink. The bartender figured the only way to shut this guy up was to get a drink for the lady. So, he walked over to her and said the gentleman over there wants to buy you a drink.

What would you like? Her reply: I'll have a vinegar and water.