This is a Conversation between Husband who is proffesionally "SOFTWARE ENGINEER" and his wife....

HUSBAND - HAI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN. WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS? HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL. WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE DRESS? HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING? HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.

WIFE - OH GOD! FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY. HUSBAND - FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME. WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING. HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED. WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRYING YOU.

HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.

HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT. WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING? HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE PRESS CTRL, ALT, DEL TO REBOOT.

WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE? HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED. WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER? HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.

WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE. HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT WILL CLOSE. WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER. HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER. WIFE - It IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU.

HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER. WIFE - I AM GOING HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.