Authur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the pearly gates, Saint Peter told Authur, "since you have been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the world". "Your reward is that you can hang out with anyone want in Heaven.

" Authur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." Saint Peter took Authur to the throne room and introduced him to God. God regonized Authurand commented, "okay so you where the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Authur said, " yes, that's me." God said, "well what is the big deal in inventing something that is pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Yes." "Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1.

There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!" "Hmmmmm, you have some good points there, " replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed, " God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."