A man with no hands or legs who is in a wheelchair aproaches a single woman who he has been admiring for a while she is inside her home. The door bell rings and she answers the door.

Here's how the convo went: Man: Hello Woman: Hello. May I help you? Man: I have to tell you I have falling in love with you for a while now Woman: But you have no arms? Man: I can never beat you my dear Woman: But you have legs either? Man: I will never run and leave you my dear Woman: What about sex? Man: I rang the damn door bell didn't I?