A hippie were walking down the street one day when a pixie fell on him. "Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie.

"I'm gonna give you two wishes. What will the first one be?" The hippie thought for a moment and then said, "I want a never ending joint.

" So the pixie snapped his fingers and there is this king sized joint. The hippie lit it up and started puffing. After five puffs, the joint was still the same length. Next the pixie said, "...And number two?" The hippie replied, "This is so cool man! Gimme another one!"