Hunter walks into a hunters bar, and seats himself down onto the middle stool.

Shouting to get everyones attention, he gathers everyone around him.

"I have a little trick i want to show you, and all i'm asking for is a free beer if i'm right.

If you give me any animal, while i'm blindfolded of course, i can tell you what animal that is and the weapon that was used to kill it" he proclaimed to all. The other hunters stood there some with smiles, others plain laughing. Finally they found a rag, blindfolded him, and handing him a fresh kill for the day. He checks the animal with his hands, feels at the wound, and says with a smile "That was an antalope killed with a Colt." The other hunters look with amazement, and give the man his free beer. "Bah, nothing but luck, lets give him another" cries out drunkenly, too which the hunter agree's.

"This deer was killed at close range with a glock set to burst.

" Again, another free beer. After several more tries and several more free beer's later the hunter calls it a night, gets up onto his jello like legs, and proceeds to stagger out and catch a ride home. Finally waking reeking of beer and only glimpses in his memory of the night before, he heads to the bathroom to take a well needed leak.

Looking into the mirror he see's a massive black eye on the left side of his face, leaving him thinking "I dont remember getting in a fight".

Walking out into the kitchen he finds his wife Sally chopping some mushrooms and asks her "Sweety, do you remember if i got into a fight with anyone last night that gave me this?" pointing to his eye, to which his wife replied "Well you got home feeling a little frisky last night and you started feeling me up, you started exploring and you let out 'Dead skunk with an axe wound!'