DISC ONE: 1. Poppadum Preach - Madonna 2.

Korma Chameleon - Culture Club 3. Bhaji Trousers - Madness 4. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham 5. Dansak Queen - Abba 6. Korma People - Pulp 7. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba 8. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole 9. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes 10.

Korma Police - Radiohead 11. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream 12. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue 13. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles 14. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits 15. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths 16. Pilau Talk - Doris Day 17.

It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To - Dave StewartBarbara Gaskin DISC TWO: 1. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua 2. Sag Aloo - Black lace 3. Take That and Chapati - Take That 4.

Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji - Lisa Stansfield 5. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant 6. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie 7.

We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge 8. Vindaloo - Abba 9. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney - Elvis Costello 10. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice 11. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss 12.

Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants 13.

Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley 14.

We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off - Jermaine Jackson 15. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers 16.

Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf 17. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard 18. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim