An ant is walking down the path through the jungle one day when he spies an elephant caught up in a hunter's trap...... the elephant cries out... help help.... so the ant goes up to him and says...

"I will help you but you have to let me do anything I want".....

so the elephant....figuring he has nothing to lose at this point says ok..... The ant then chews through the trap and frees the now very grateful elephant..... "Thank you so much.... now what would you like to do?" says the elephant.... "I want to do you in the ass" says the ant..... The elephant looks at the tiny little ant and says "What the hell, how much could this hurt?"......

so the ant climbs up the elephants back and goes about his business...... A monkey sees the whole thing and is laughing so hard that he throws a coconut at the elephant and hits him square in the head.... the poor elephant cries out "OW!"...... And the ant yells.....

"Take it all bitch" LMAO