A guy has his vintage roadster in the shop for a new paint job, and it's not quite finished. But, he has a date with his girlfriend and they're planning to go meet her parents. He really wants to impress them. So, he goes to the body shop and asks for the car over the weekend. Guy at the shop says, "OK, but there's a little bare spot over here on the bumper if you even think it's gonna rain, cover it up with something water-proof right away!" Great! So, he's off, picks up girlfriend, they go to parents' house for dinner, oohs and aahs over car, etc, etc. All during dinner, girlfriend and her folks are blabbing a mile a minute about every thing under the sun this guy can't get a word in sideways. It's a non-stop talk-a-thon, and finally he can't stand it any more. "Let's play a game, " he says. "I bet 100 I can keep quiet longer than any of you. If any one of you speaks next before I do, I win.

" Suddenly, all of them are dead quiet. After about fifteen minutes, guy decides to have a little fun. He stands up, grabs girlfriend, hikes up her skirt, bends her over the table and starts banging her in front of Mom and Dad. Her parents are shocked and clearly outraged, but although fit to bust, neither says a thing--nor does the girlfriend, who collapses onto table wo a word. Seeing this didn't work, guy grabs mother and yanks her pants off, throws her on the table and screws HER for all to see.

Girlfriend and her Dad are absolutely livid, in fact close to the boiling point, but silent as the grave, as Mom just lies there with a little smile. Just then, there is a flash of lightning and a clap of thunder outside and guys thinks "oh, shit!". He runs into the bathroom emerging with a jar of vaseline thinking only for his car. Seeing this, Dad stands up, furiously waving his hands and reaching for his wallet, "OK, OK! I give up! You win!"