A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life.

The womans biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. "Hello, Mary?" "Oh, Bill!! Is that you???" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "What is it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I have lunch, then start all over again.

" "Oh Bill, then you surely must be in Heaven.

" "Hell, no! Im a rabbit in Kentucky.

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