Older Than Dirt

A friend was cleaning out an old house and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it.

I knew immediately what it was, but my son had no idea.

He thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something.

I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to "sprinkle" clothes with because we didn't have steam irons.

Man am I old. How many do you remember ? Head lights dimmer switch on the floor.

Ignition switches on the dashboard. Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall Real ice boxes ask your mom about that. Pant leg clips for bicycles withour chain guards.

Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.

Using hand signals for cars without turn signals. Older than dirt quiz. Count all the ones that you remember, not the ones you were told about. The ratings are on the bottom. 1. Blackjack chewing gum. 2.

Was Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water. 3. Candy cigarettes. 4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles. 5.

Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes. 6.

Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers. 7. Party lines. 8. Newsreels before the movie. 9.

P.F. Flyers. 10. Butch wax. 11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix Olive-6933. 12. Pea shooters.

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Howdy Doody.

14.

45 RPM records.

15.

SampH green stamps. 16. Hi-Fi's. 17. Metal ice trays with lever.

18. Mimeograph paper. 19. Blue flashbulb. 20.

Packards. 21.

Roller skate keys.

22. Cork popguns. 23.

Drive-Ins. 24. Studebakers. 25. Wash tub wringers. If you remembered 0-5 You're still young. If you remembered 6-10 You are getting older. If you remembered 11-15 Don't tell your age. If you remembered 16-25 You're older than dirt.

So, what are you? Do tell, do tell.

 

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