A woman took her next-door neighbor with her when she went to the police station to report her husband was missing. "Could you give me a description of your husband ma'am." the officer asked.

"He's 35 years old, 6 foot 2, weighs approximately 190 pounds, has a very athletic build, gorgeous blue eyes, dark hair, is very soft spoken and wonderful with the children." the woman replied. "Wait a minute!" the neighbor protested. "Your husband is 5 foot 4, bald, fat, has brown eyes, a very big mouth and is mean to your children.

" "Yes, but who wants HIM back?" the woman said