There was a lil amish girl who was going to town with her mom for the monthly grocery shopping they did. the lil girl said "my how cold my hands are, " and the mother replied, "well if you put them between your legs they will warm up." so she did and of course they warmed up. well a couple of days later her amish friend, the lil' boy, went riding with her around the amish town, and he said "my how cold my hands are", and the lil girl said, well momma told me that if you put them between my legs they will warm up." so he did and sure enough she was right. another few days went by and they went out again and he had finally gotten a lil smart and told her, my nose sure enough is cold, " well momma said if you put it between my legs it'll warm up." so he did and of course it worked. a few more days passed and he said to himself, "today i'm gonna get her.

" so when they were riding he looked over and said to her, "my peter sure is cold, " and she said, "momma said if you put it between my legs it'll warm it up." and of course momma was right again.

so another month had passed and it was time for her and her mom to go to town again. when they were riding she ask her mom, "do you know what a peter is?" her mom replied, "of course honey why do you ask?" and the daughter said, "i dont know, but when they thaw out they sure do make a mess!!!"