THIS MAN WENT TO A BAR! THE BARTENDER SAID"WHAT CHA NEED?" THIS MAN SAID"GIMME A LARGE BUD!" HE QUICKLY DOWNED THAT DRINK! 4 OR 5 MORE LARGE BUDS LATER! THE BARTENDER ASKED"YA GIRL FRIEND DUMP YOU OR SUMPTIN'?" THIS MAN RESPONDED "NAW, IM CELEBRATING MY FIRST B**W ***!" THE BARTENDER SAID"THAT A BIGGY! HERES ONE ON THE HOUSE!" THE BARTENDER HANDED HIM THIS MAN ANOTHER LARGE BUD AND SAID"YOU MUST BE REALY PROUD AND HAPPY!"AS THE DOWNED IT! THIS MAN SAID"YEAH! BUT, NO MATTER HOW MANY DRINKS I HAVE! I CAN'T GET THE TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!"