A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: 1.50 Chicken Sandwich: 2.50 Hand Job: 10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering, " whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes, " she purrs, "Indeed I am." The man replies, "Well wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"