A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, "Your charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." "You Bstard!" Yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. "You're also charged with with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer, "says the judge "Bastard!" the same person yells. The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom.

"Sir one more outburst and I'll charge you with contempt." "I'm sorry your honor, "says the man."But I've been that bastards nieghbor for ten years, and everytime I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one.