A man and boy walked into a barbershop for a haircut. After the man had gotten his hair cut, he sat the boy in the chair and told him, "I'm going to buy a tie. I'll be back for you in a few minutes." The man still had not returned by the time the boy's haircut was done. Another fifteen minutes went by, and finally the barber said, "Well, it looks like your dad forgot about you.

" The boy told the barber, "That wasn't my dad. He walked up to me on the street, took my hand, and said, 'Come on kid, we're getting a free haircut.

'"