Polish naval ship paid courtesy visit to Stockholm Sweden. Sunday morning two young officers wearing white gala uniforms decided to go to church. They did not understand the word in Swedish, but the liturgy was similar. They decided to follow example of middle age man sitting in front of them so that when he got up, sat down or kneeled they did the same. Near the end of the service guy in front of them stood up and they followed him. Congregation started to roll on the floor from laughter.

Finally somebody who knew Polish explained to them that Pastor said: "I am happy to announce that our Parish has one more member. Mrs. Sorensen just gave birth to the beautiful son she is still in a hospital, but would the happy father stand up?" That looked like a happy MMFM didn't it?