One day this drunk old woman, stumbles out of a bar, she trips her way down the corner to another bar, so goes up to the bar and sets down, and begains to order, Bardender, bring me a mardini with a pickle, the bartender brings her her martini, drinks it, and then she crys out "heartburn" "heartburn" I should stop drinking this stuff!, this goes on all day finly last drink was called she yells Bbbardddender bring meeeee anodther mardini with a pickle, she gets it and once again she says "heartburn" "heartburn" I should stop drinking this stuff!, the bartender says Lady I have four things to tell you first I am not a bardender I am a bartender, two it's not a mardini it's a martini three, it's not a pickle it is an olive, and four you don't have heartburn yout titty fell in the ash tray! unknow