Two tone paintwork - Original color and rust One careful owner - But the other nine were clumsy as anything 10, 000 trouble-free miles - crashed in the last 20 feet Heated rear window - so you don't get cold hands when push-starting the thing in winter Very clean - only washed if and when it rains Lady owner - the glove box is full of half-used cosmetics Clean interior - all the rubbish is under the floor mats Immobiliser - the gear shift comes off in your hand Anti-theft device - I can let you have a rottweiler cheap Drives beautifully - in a straight line the steering is all over the place Low mileage - the odometer is on its third time around Full service history - Charlie in the garage round the corner checked it over last week Economical - doesn't use much fuel, as it can't go any faster than 30 mph