A young priest went to his bishop. "Father, will you lend me 15 ?" "Certainly, my son. May I ask what it is for?" "I want to get a bj, Father.

" Completely non-plussed the bishop handed over the money and the priest went on his way.

The bishop made his monthly visit to the local convent and was greeted by the Mother Superior.

After a bit of small talk the bishop said, "Can you tell me, Sister, what is a bj?" "Certainly, Father.

At the moment it is about 15".