A man walks into a bar and sees a tiny guy playing this tiny piano on top of the counter.

After buying a drink, the man leans over to the barman and asks, "I couldnt help but notice the small man playing that tiny piano so beautifully over there, what's the story?" Well, said the barman, " I once helped this old lady that was being robbed, and she turned out to be a deaf old witch that had the power to grant one wish to each person that was kind to her". "How do you know she was deaf", said the guy? "Because I didnt ask for a 12 inch pianist!"