A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "Tell all of your sins, my daughter." "Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times, " she says. The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it.

" "Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" "No, " the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!"