The Fall term had started, and some guys are back in the dorm exchanging stories of their summer experiences. "I worked in a fitness camp for women where they are trained for endurance swimming", said one. He went on: "The woman would take off all of her clothes and we would apply a heavy coat of grease all over her body to help keep her warm and buoyant for the duration of the long-distance swim.

We would then follow along in a boat just in case, and pull her out of the water if she could't continue". One of his buddies is incredulous: "Her body slick with grease and no clothes to grab a hold of? How did you manage that?" "Well, let me explain it to you, he replied, but first, let me ask you: when was the last time you went bowling?"